Mother’s Day is on the way, and while we all think that our Mom is the best one ever, some just aren’t. Some, in fact, should have never been allowed to reproduce. In this feature, 20 of the worst Moms the world has ever seen.
Oh ha ha ha, that’s so funny. What a wacky zany time we’re having with our crotchdumpling and a loaded firearm.
This is great. You’ve faded into a haggard disaster, so let’s live vicariously through your child and mold her into the hellish Madonna prostitute that you always wanted to be.
No, I think I’ll pass.
That’s great. The two values you’re going to pass onto your kid are laziness and gullibility. If you could suck down a Big Gulp at the same time, you’d be the perfect American.
“Look, it’s your beautiful baby!” “STFU TXTING.”
Raar! Thog not care how to handle babby! Thog looking for dinosaur meat Lunchables!
Okay, this is not a “car seat.” I know it’s a seat, and it’s on a motorcycle, but… Jesus, why am I trying to explain this to you? You’re just a picture on the Internet.
A: classy role modeling, Mom. B: You didn’t even teach the one on the right how to flip the bird correctly.
This is just a deeply sad state of affairs. Little dudes never tip.
I think she keeps him down there to search for snacks that she can’t bend down and get. Smart!
Okay, so you’re teaching her how she was made. It’s a little early for the birds and the bees and the mistakes.
Dude, I got so into watching Hoobastank I forgot I had the li’l dude with me!
Sink or swim, punk. Mom’s fine either way.
There’s a joke to be made here about Asians and cameras, but I’ll leave it to you to make.
Yes, it’s the jackhammers that are going to hurt your kid. That’s gotta be it. Let’s sue the jackhammer company.
There are so many questions raised by this picture – what’s up with the hot pink machine gun? Why are they in a giant sink? And is that a dog, or what?
What? She’s just playin’ astronaut. Give her a few more minutes, she’ll take a nap right h’yar in Wal-Mart.
That’s right, Timmy. Suck it down and you’ll learn to settle just like Daddy did.
What could possibly be the motivation for taking a photograph like this, with your coochie hanging out all over the place as you snuggle your poor dumb baby? If you’re looking for a man who “likes kids,” this ain’t the way to do it.