We men, when it comes to women… really don’t want to be assholes. As big and bad as we pretend to be, we love women! Personally, I have all their albums.
But sometimes it just doesn’t work out between a boy and a girl and the boy has to grow up and become a man. That means doing that stomach-turning thing every man hates doing.
The problem is, because we hate doing it so much… we end up f*$king it up even more! To be honest, most men.. at least the ones i know, do it with about as much decency as whipping an aged nun with her own rosary. Here’s what to keep in mind.
* Forget about being the sweetest guy on the planet. Don’t take away her privilege of hating your guts.
* Avoid the self loathing line about it being all about you, or worse, that she’s “too good” for you. Don’t patronize, it’s just as shameful as leaving a facebook wall post to tell her you’re leaving.
* Make a clean break. That means no second thoughts and no breakup sex (unless she really, really, really wants it… then it’s cool.)
* Ego check… perhaps she was thinking the exact same thing and is happier about this than your smug ass.
* Don’t give her a breakup gift. Flowers or anything of the sort will either A) insult her even more and those flowers will end up in your rectum, (I may know from a previous relationship) or B) give her the wrong impression and lead to breakup sex, which is a no no, unless she really, really, really wants it…. Wait a minute, this is just getting confusing now!
Written by Chris Bundas