Maureen Holloway –
The royal family is reportedly hugely upset with a German newspaper for publishing a photograph of Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge’s bare bottom. The picture was taken during Kate’s recent tour of Australia, when a gust of wind briefly caught her dress – and she either wasn’t wearing underwear, or what she had wasn’t really doing the job. We’ll save you the trouble of googling:
All the porn in the world, but everyone has to see this. This never happens to the queen, because she has weights sewn into the hem of her dresses.
As for the men in the royal family, apparently they all wear Union jocks.