No it doesn’t talk behind your back (get it? ha ha) but according to Cosmo the shape says a lot about the kind of guy you are…
Broad and square, this behind is flatter than other shapes. These aggressive guys will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals.
This booty is so compact and round it seems to sit on his lower back and form a small shelf. Shy but sweet, you can always count on this down-to-earth guy.
The upper area quadrants of the butt are fleshier than the bottom areas. These men are looking for an emotional connection with a woman and can be very sensitive, so handle them with care.
This full, rounded bum really fills out a pair of jeans. This guy is the life of the party and can charm the pants off just about anybody.
If you’re not sure about your butt shape just ask a female co-worker. That won’t get you into trouble at all.