Maureen Holloway –
And now … the weekly Gwyneth. Because not a week goes by that her Smugness doesn’t drop some sort of inane observation. This week it’s about water, and why you should be nice to it. No joke.
Paltrow says she’s been reading the work of Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto, who postulates that having negative thoughts around water changes its molecular structure, or some such nonsense. Domo arigoto, Mister Emoto. Gwyneth says she’s fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter.
Please. She needs to be fascinated with putting a cork in her festering talkhole. I don’t care to have a relationship with my water. I already have a great relationship with my wine.
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 06/05/14