Maureen Holloway –
A man wandered into the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, looking for Katy Perry and John F. Kennedy. JFK is of course long gone, and he wouldn’t find Katy Perry, although he might have found Taylor Swift, and maybe Ted Kennedy’s pants.
Police discovered the 53 year old man, whom they say was detached from reality, sitting quietly, reading a book. He had let himself in and started cooking dinner – even ran into Ted Kennedy’s 16 year old grandson, who thought he was a houseguest (so true of teenage boys, isn’t it? “Hey, dude, while you’re at it, could you make me a sandwich?”)
The man was arrested and charged with breaking and entering.
In 2 weeks the house will be filled with Kennedys … actress Cheryl Hines and Robert Kennedy Jr. will tie the knot there (which is to say they’re getting married, although they could also be going sailing).
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 07/17/14