Maureen Holloway –
Bit of a ruckus on the Spanish island of Ibiza, where both the dregs of Hollywood and volumes of Euro trash wash up on the beaches.
Last night, at a nightclub being patronized by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, some sort of fight broke out between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber.
Although fight might be too robust a term. Apparently Bloom refused to shake Bieber’s hand, so Biebs made some comment about Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr, with whom he reportedly hooked up with after a Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
The next thing, they’re slapping at each other like a couple of drunken debutantes, with some fierce finger pointing thrown in for good measure.
Bloom is 37, for Pete’s sake – what’s he doing messing with a silly twerp like Bieber? He deserves a swift kick in the Legolas.
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 07/30/14