Move over , John Hamm, there’s a new pork chop in town. A new name has joined the ranks of Hollywood’s most generously endowed leading men.
The likes of Milton Berle, Dolph Lundren, Michael Fassbender (Bend ‘er? No problem) – make way for Jared Leto, winner of the Best Supporting Actor Oscar and the man who needs the most support.
Photos of Leto in Toronto last month with his band 30 Seconds to Mars have been circulating on the net, particularly one that indicates that Leto is not only extra Leto, but – and I quote – shaped like the plumed helmet of an elite Roman guard.
GIF via Gawker
A woman in England has married a life size cardboard cutout of actor Robert Pattinson. Lauren Adkins spent about 4 thousand dollars on a Las Vegas weeding, where she tied the knot with a 6 foot promotional cut out of the Twilight star.
She says “People might think I’m crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I’ll get to the real thing and he’s the one for me”.
I just saw the real Robert Pattinson in a new movie yesterday, and frankly I think the cardboard cut-out might have been a little more expressive.
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 09/11/14