Tom Cruise is in London on the set of Mission:Impossible 5. The Daily Mail has photos of the 52 year old actor looking pretty mean and lean.
Simon Pegg and Jeremy Renner are also on board for MI5, as they were for the last one. To be on Team Cruise you can’t be taller than Tom. “Get me a funny ginger and a slightly watered down version of me, neither one taller than 5’6”, stat!”
Mr. and Mrs. Clooney wasted no time getting their wedding pictures out there: they are on the cover of this week’s People magazine . They look ok .
I was thinking… society needs a Hollywood bachelor to take George’s place – someone seasoned and glamorous, a man’s man, a Top Movie Star to put stars in our eyes and ants in our pants.
The problem is – they are now all married.
Denzel is married, as is Will Smith – long time, in fact. Robert Downey Jr. is married and still popping babies. Brad Pitt – TOTALLY married. Like SUPER married. Even Johnny Depp is engaged to be married.
So who – and I’m talking the Old Guard Superstars – is left? There aren’t a lot. There’s Liam Neeson, but he’s kind of gnarly and still pining for Natasha. Leonardo? Smells of old supermodel.
So that leaves Tom Cruise. Think about it. Still handsome, hangs a good suit, and seems to have control of the crazy. Problem is (and this is after years of observation, through several of his marriages) … I think he plays for the “A’ team. Not the gay team. The A sexual team. Like Sherlock.
What do you call an asexual orgy? Scrabble night.
– Maureen Holloway –
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 09/30/14