Squinty Zellweger has gone and done something to her face.
Actress Renee Zellweger, who’s 45, has managed to have a fine career despite not having eyes. Her squintyness was her trademark.
If she and actor French Stewart from 3rd Rock from the Sun were to have children, they would be like those eyeless fish you find in caves when you go spelunking.
But Squinty upped and did something, and now she has eyes.
She looks nothing like her former self, but what are you gonna do?
Here’s lookin’ at you, kid, and here’s you lookin at us.
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 10/22/14