Mo's Digital Last Word: ROYALS
Prince William and Princess Kate’s encounter with LeBron James in New York the other day has prompted a fury of reaction.
In case you hadn’t heard, El Bee Jay put his arm around Kate whilst taking a picture. Clearly he was not aware that one does not touch a royal personage.
The royal personage may initiate the touching, but unless your blood is as blue as theirs, you keep your common hands to yourself.
Kate took it in stride, even giggling at some joke that was made about shoe size, but the American public was outraged to hear that King James had broken protocol. “
We’re a huggy people!”, screamed America.
“Doesn’t matter”, scolded Britain.
“Well it’s not like he touched her with his penis!” countered the States.
“Hush”, said England, “here, we call it a tadger, if we discuss it at all, which we don’t.”
Speaking of imaginary conversations, you have to wonder what Kate Middleton and Beyonce had to say to each other when they were introduced at the basketball game.
Well, apparently they talked about their kids, asking how old they were, and then they warmly wished each other a Merry Christmas.
OMG, just like real people. I bet they went home afterwards and went to the bathroom just like real people too.
– Maureen Holloway –
Your daily dose of Mo with the Last Word – 12/10/14