Mo's Digital Last Word: TIE ONE ON
So here we are. 50 Shades of Grey is finally upon us.
They can’t promote this movie enough, although the fan base is going to see it no matter what. They would go see it if the principal characters were Amy Schumer and Rob Schneider.
But they are not.
They are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, who, good little soldiers that they are, agreed to take all their clothes off once again to do a photo shoot for W magazine that is 50 Shades of Awkward.
Lotsa of simulated sex, lots of pseudo sexy situations, like Jamie Dornan sitting in a chair looking moodily out the window, while Dakota lies naked on the carpet. As you do.
I have seen better chemistry in HobbyTron’s Big Bag of Science kit, but don’t let me ruin it for you.
I’d much rather watch 50 Shads of Buscemi: