Perhaps a passive aggressive way to tell them you think they’re a real D—-. The latest in the “send someone something evil in the mail” trend is this Dicks in the Mail package of penis shaped gummies. Mmm. I’d eat that.
Dicks By Mail is a website that lets you anonymously send a bag of dicks to anyone. For $15.99, Dicks By Mail will send a 5 oz. bag of gummy penis-shaped candy to your foe with a note attached exclaiming “eat a bag of dicks.”