Ashley Madison Spouse Search
The bitch is back, bitchez. Wait, no. That sounds wrong.
Well hello there. No, wait. That was some other radio dude’s opening line. Creepy.
Let’s go with hi. How’ve you been? I know, it’s been AGES. Months since I’ve been on air, and almost a year since I posted an honest to goodness non-showbiz related blog. But all that’s going to change. I promise, honey. No more Ashley Madison, I swear.
That’s quite the kettle of fish. Last week, on the newly minted Mo Show, Scholes and I thought we’d have some fun and put our spouses’ emails into one of the Ashley Madison data search engines live on air, and see what we could see. Actually, we just put John’s name in. And, in the interest of full disclosure, I DID do a test run off air. Just in case. Because you never know, even though I did. John would never have an affair. He’s just too disorganized. (I am REALLY hoping those don’t turn out to be famous last words).
Anyway, as you may or may not know, his name did not come up. Nor did Ryan Parker’s, whom we searched just for poops and giggles (more giggles than poops, I’m happy to report). But this Ashley Madison thing is turning into a much larger and far more tragic expose than anyone could have expected. 39 million people may be looking to step out on their partners, but some of them were just browsing. And still others had their email addresses stolen. Now, perhaps to no one’s surprise, infidelity is giving way to blackmail and extortion. Marriages and families are coming apart. At least two people have reportedly committed suicide. Not really the stuff that good radio bits are made of.
So we’re going to tiptoe away from the cheating hearts, and stick to heartwarming pet stories, for the time being. And also, for the time being, I’m so glad to be back, bitchez. For realz.