Naked pictures of Justin Bieber have broken the internet. Yesterday, The New York Daily News published photos of the pop star taking a dip in his private pool with model Jayde Pierce. They are on vacation on the Polynesian island of Bora Bora, although no one looks Bora’d. While the News placed a strategic black bar over Bieber’s business, other sites offer the full deal, if this is something you must see. A lot of people are insisting that this is a gross invasion of Bieber’s privacy, but I’m sure that’s not stopping them from googling Bieber peen. For those of you who are truly above this, I will save you the trouble: it looks like anybody else’s, just a little more famous.
Disgraced and disgusting racist former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling got into a public fight with a new girlfriend, calling her a “filthy b with an itch” in front of shocked diners at an LA restaurant. Sterling, who famously lost the NBA franchise after his mistress recorded him on a racist rant, was out with several young ladies, but seemed to be particularly angry with one of them, telling her he wanted her stuff out of his house. Sterlign and his wife of nearly 60 years were divorced last August, although I can’t imagine why. He’s worth just under 3 billion dollars, and is the poster boy for “Not for all the money in the world”
Speaking of all the money, Tom Cruise is on the move. He apparently doesn’t like Los Angeles, and is planning to move to Florida. Just so you know, the Church of Scientology’s headquarters are in Clearwater, Florida. He has listed his Beverly Hills home for $59 million, so he’ll have plenty of cash for the collection plate, or whatever they use in Scientology. The collection spacecraft.
And at the other end of the fame spectrum, we have Steve Guttenberg, onetime blockbuster star, who was shooting a music video with a Japanese singer named Aimee Isobe in Brooklyn, when a group of tourists approached him with their cameras to take their picture. and. Steve gamely started to pose, then realized they wanted him to take THEIR picture with Aimee. Poor Steve; good thing he has that printing press to fall back on.