Lamar Odom may be conscious and well enough to be transported from a hospital in Las Vegas to one in Los Angeles, but the troubled former NBA star’s problems are from over. For one thing, The Daily Mail has photos of Odom passed out in the room in the brothel where he was found, as well as pictures of the two young ladies who looked after him while he was there, AND as an itemized copy of the 75 thousand dollar bill he ran up. . Don’t worry – I checked them out for you so you don’t have to. Anyway, they are just as sordid as you might imagine. He wasn’t exactly visiting a dancing academy. Odom is expected to recover, but will need months of rehab, and his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian says she will be right there with him, the poor bugger.
Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again, dispensing medical advice like a boss. This time, she instagrammed a photo of herself inside her home infrared sauna, where she says she is attempting to burn off a case of the flu. Gwyneth has 1.3 million followers on Instagram, 600 of whom more or less told her she was a senseless ninny. You don’t need a sauna to get burned like that.
Speaking of the women of social media, Amy Adams, 5 time Oscar nominated actress, gave an interview to Vanity Fair, in which she said she is kind of waiting for Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer, who are pals, to ask her to be part of their squad. She says she could hang out with them and be the not cool one. Her and 20 million other women. But get this: Vanity Fair put that up on Twitter, saying Amy is waiting for an invite from them to hang out, and Monica Lewinsky posted “me too”. Maybe Amy Adams and Monica Lewinsky could be friends and sit at the “not quite on fleek” table.
And just in case you’r e not entirely convinced that life is just a giant high school cafeteria, Justin Trudeau is getting a lot of attention on the internet not just for being elected, but being hot. Tweets from the US, Australia, Pakistan and the UK are congratulating Canadians for putting some sex appeal into office. “He’s Cute AF”, says TexasRose.” Hot Damn, Canada I’m a coming for you!”, tweets anna47. Take a cold shower, world. We have work to do.