It’s official, Adele’s album is the fastest selling album since Nielsen began tracking album sales in 1991. That’s 3.38 million copies, so guess what YOU’re getting for Christmas? It beat out NSYNC’s No Strings Attached, which came out in 2000. In addition, 25 is already the biggest selling album of 2015. That should keep her in eyeliner.
If Adele fronted a metal band:
Sinead O’Connor left a distressing update on Facebook, which read like a suicide note. Fortunately, the Irish singer was found in a hotel room in Dublin and is now receiving medical attention after allegedly taking an overdose. The Facebook post recounted O’Connor’s struggle with the father of her son Shane, whom she’s apparently not allowed to see, and readers were quick to alert police. She’s going to be OK, they say. The thing about Facebook is it makes the whole world your dysfunctional family.
Comedian Chelsea Perreti, which can be seen on Brooklyn 99, and Jordan Peele, of former comedy duo Key and Peele, have announced their engagement. They got engaged over Thanks giving weekend during a family talent show. Someone’s talent must be proposing.
Wedding bells rang for Mary Kate Olson and her much older man Olivier Sarkozy. The couple was wed in New York over the weekend. The wedding was small, in a private residence, and they had bowls filled with cigarettes and everyone smoked their heads off. She’s 29, he’s 46, which is not the biggest age difference, but Olivier, who is the half brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, looks much older and creepier. And the Olson twins have always looked like the brides of Chucky.