If you like coffee like I like coffee, you have to wonder why anyone would need a caffeine bracelet. It seems to work along the lines of a nicotine patch, releasing bursts of cafeeine into your skin over a 4 hour period. You get the jolt of a coffee without the negative side effects. Which are what, exactly? Long lines at Tommy Ho’s? Coffee breath? Calories from cream and sugar?
You know, there aren’t a lot of relatively cheap pleasures in life. Coffee breaks are a God given right, right? Try driving a truck, or writing a term paper, or even meeting up with a pal without a an extra large double double. Caffeine bracelets? Please. Control yourself.