The spring crop is arriving. I’m talking babies, and each one is unique, which is why new parents jump through hoops to find a special name for their pwecious widdle bundle of joy. Our parents didn’t try early that hard to be original, which is why the world is full of middle aged Jennifers and Johns, Heathers and Marks, Donnas and Erics. No, the new crop is full of names that are either a) weirdass, b) pretentious or c) strangely like their great-grandparents.
The top 10 names for girls in 2016 (so far are):
For boys, it’s:
You can get the full list here