This poor woman in London was stuck in her garage for two days. She’s disabled, and her wheelchair lift malfunctioned, and she couldn’t reach her phone, so she languished there until a friend started to worry, Firefighters found and rescued her, and she’ll be fine. It is remarkable, however, how often this happens to people, even in this day and age when we have cellphones with us at all times. I personally have been locked out on a balcony not once, but twice in my life, once overnight (it was summer). I heard of a woman who got her toe stuck in the faucet of her bathtub and sat there, naked and shivering, for the better part of a day. Perhaps the creepiest story is the Stephen King novel Gerald’s Game, where a woman accidentally kills her husband while handcuffed to a bed during a bondage game. At their cottage. At the end of the season. That’s it for me. No bondage, ever. Especially at the cottage.