She’s done it again. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle newsletter has managed to make something sexy and even a little smutty into a mawkish, pretentious marketing ploy. Goop’s list of sex toys is ridiculous. They’re not even sex toys: they’re beautiful works of interactive art. Bitch, please. And they are ridiculously expensive. A $600 catwhip. A $15,0000 24k GOLD PLATED DILDO. That’s when she says “Honey, you really, really shouldn’t have”.