Most of us can’t get a decent selfie with all the time and filters in the world, but just check out Sarah Seawright’s mugshot. Yes, that’s her 2014 prison pic, and not her first either. Just like dreamy-eyed Jeremy Meeks, who now has a modelling career post prison for his Calvin Klein-like photo, the internet is now drooling over Seawright, calling her Prison Bae.
The photo was taken after she failed to appear in court in connection to a careless driving incident, although that was not her first rodeo. Prison Bae scored her first armed robbery charge in 2011, which does not really make her even more adorable. Anyway, she’s in prison now, but maybe she can parole her looks into a modeling career like Hot Mug Shot Guy. Maybe Orange really IS the new black.