Apparently this is a thing. Women posing topless with nothing but fish to cover their breasts. Any kind of fish, any kind of breasts. It’s all over Instagram. You can check it out here. Some of the fish are very impressive. Not sure if the women in the pictures caught the fish themselves, but I don’t think it matters. It kind of reminds me of The Little Mermaid who were seashells. Because D-shells were too big, and B-shells were too small.