I bought a belt the other day and to be honest it only cost $5 and I guess you get what you pay for. The reason I say that? It’s because it stinks!!!! I cannot explain how badly this belt stinks, it smells like I’ve got a beached whale keeping my pants up. In fact it’s so bad Mike the garbage collector heard us talk about it and came in to give his professional opinion on the stanky-ness of it.
Here’s a clip of Mike smelling my belt. By the way, I’d love to know, what’s the stankiest thing you’ve ever smelled?