Did you miss out on Derringer in the Morning? Here’s the best of the best of what was talked about today!
Derringer witnessed a crazy accident just off the DVP last night. If you want to take a nap, the best way to fall asleep is to watch golf and with the Masters starting tomorrow at Augusta, Ryan found out something fascinating about the food at the golf course. Speaking of food, not sure why a thief thought stealing a whole bunch of romaine lettuce was a good idea. The Maple Leafs had a disappoint game, missing an opportunity to clinch a playoff spot last night. Ryan sheds tears talking about Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse and an auction of his movie memorabilia and Jenn has a hard time figuring out if the celebrity’s hair is real or a toupee!
Definitely Derringer for Wednesday April 5, 2017
This morning we learned that Jenn doesn’t have the ability to identify whether or not a guy is wearing a toupee. She doesn’t have a radar for toupees – or as the guys like to call it – a “toudar”. Derringer and Ryan name a few famous men who may or may not wear one, and Jenn tries to tell if they rock a natural head of hair or a toupee. She may need some work on her toudar… Stay tuned!
Derringer’s Tool of the Day: The Viagra Hotel?
There is no better feeling than booking a vacation. You have so much to look forward to! Sammy Jones was excited after she had booked a trip for her and her family to stay the Vidella Hotel in Lancashire… but it wasn’t quite what she expected once they arrived. The name had been changed to “The Viagra Hotel” with the strapline “We’ll keep you up all night”. What?!
Guess the Stolen Item
Can you guess the item that was stolen by reading the headline of this story in the Hamilton Spectator? Hamilton police say ‘romaine calm’ after theft.
You guessed it. $45,000 worth of lettuce was stolen from a truck in Hamilton last week. Derringer says “it was the biggest Caeser in Hamilton Police History”… HEY-OH! So many puns!
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