I made sure to watch Sunday night because I knew there would be so many people talking about the Game of Thrones Season 7 finale I wouldn’t be able to avoid spoilers. This guy couldn’t watch it but came up with a clever way to prevent his co-workers from giving away any of the details in his presence.
He’s an IT guy and felt a threatening sign would work
“I HAVE NOT SEEN THE FINALE OF G.O.T!!! SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU RUIN IT FOR ME I WILL MAKE YOUR COMPUTER RUN SLOWER THAN A 1997 COMPAQ WITH A 56K MODEM!!”