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Bite Me
The history of my teeth is long and lurid. My very first dentist was a sadist in Montreal who had no time for children or their little milk teeth. He was so brusque and scary that my mother had to slip me half a Valium when I went to see him. It was the seventies, man. Everyone was doing it. I heard he was later murdered. By a patient. True story. I expanded my dental experience to orthodontics, and suffered through years of monstrous headgear, elastics, and retainers that I would ultimately...
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WHO Just Covered Nirvana???
Let's file this under the weirdest news of the week. Seven-time grand-slam champ. Super brat of the tennis world in the early 80's. NBC tennis commentator. Poster boy in my high school locker. Yes. John McEnroe performed Nirvana's Territorial Pissings on Sunday at a small club in Amagansett, New York. So maybe it's not that shocking since he is married to Patty Smyth, former lead singer of Scandal (not to be confused with Patti Smith). Smythe played a set that included the bit hit, The Warrior....
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