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It Hurts on the Inside!
Posted 11/3/2009 5:30:00 PM
What is up?

  Hope all is well. So today John talked about a man in Langley B.C who was minding his own business walking down the street when out of nowhere a woman comes up to him, loads up and kicks him right in his junk. I wish this gentleman a quick recovery and it also had to be a bit of a blow to the old ego. Have you ever had an embarrassing injury? Have you ever tried to jump a garbage can and broke your tailbone while having a little Capt. Morgan flowing through the veins?

  I once rode my BMX bike into a brick wall and wrapped my junk around the handlebars. Let me know your embarrassing injury!

Long Live Recovery!
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Posted By: John 'Flairboy' Garbutt  
Comments:
leaving a halloween party years ago, dressed as Columbia from the RHPS and wiped out running from the cold in my high heel tap shoes and broke my ankle... wouldn't go to the hospital till I washed off crazy makeup and sprinkles and have never lived it down!!!
Posted By Linda On 11/4/2009 7:30:58 PM
Nothing comes to mind but I'm the worst person to be beside you when something like this happens....I get alot of pleasure out of other peoples pain....can't seem to stop laughing
Posted By Kelli On 11/4/2009 10:09:54 AM
no way
Posted By Elaine On 11/4/2009 8:06:32 AM
Playing baseball a long while back, this guy tried to leap over a small chainlink fence in shorts, and did not quite make it...It still hurts ME when i am reminded about it...(no it was not me)
Posted By IG On 11/4/2009 6:13:11 AM
Slid off the banana seat of my bike down a flight of cement stairs @ the zoo & hit my "boys" on the crossbar with every step going down. Passed out @ the bottom. When I woke up, I puked my guts out. Walked like John Wayne for a week!
Posted By Rick/Rude On 11/3/2009 11:01:38 PM
my sister and i did the domino affect while drinking tequila at a party, right off the front porch. fun wow!!
Posted By laura On 11/3/2009 8:00:52 PM
I'm not a Klutz -- no strange accidents for me. I just watch while other people have something happen -- beginning to feel like I've got a black cloud over my head!!
Posted By Kerri On 11/3/2009 4:48:30 PM
Was riding my bike across some slanted railway tracks when the front wheel decided to follow the tracks. The bike went to the right while I continued forward over the handlebars which caught the package on my way to the pavement and severe road rash...
Posted By Ryan On 11/3/2009 2:59:29 PM
Mine was pretty much the same as your BMX bike scene but instead I was on one of those British bikes that fold in half. I was leaving the park where I was flirting with a couple of girls I was fond of back when I was 12 years old. I was riding away on this bike and turned around waving to the girls when I smacked right into the back of a parked van. My junk was smacked into the gooseneck of the bike and later displayed some signs of bleeding. OUCH!!!!!! But being the cool young kid I was, I jumped right up and kept riding like nothing happened. As I was riding I noticed the handling of the bike was a bit off. I turned around to notice that the rear wheel was folded, the opposite direction it was intended, 2 feet to the right side of being aligned with the front wheel.I rode the bike,in agony, all the way home like that!!
Posted By Scott Robertson On 11/3/2009 2:15:33 PM
Many have happened .Probably not my most embarrassing but close to the most painfull was the time i sat down on my wooden steps to tie my boots and did a major crush on my Right huevo(ball,nut)
Posted By Mexdale On 11/3/2009 1:48:01 PM
Broke my foot at work, when I fell off a chair while painting the office. 7 months in a cast.
Posted By Sandy On 11/3/2009 1:12:48 PM
HAHAHA Standing on a chair at work to help with painting. Broke my foot Feb 1st.. it's still not healed and I'm out of a job... according to WSIB..... Long term disability from a stupid accident.
Posted By Sandy On 11/3/2009 1:09:35 PM
Fell flat on my face in a mud puddle and wasn't even drinking!
Posted By Samm Gamble On 11/3/2009 12:00:23 PM
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