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That's not dirt
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11/3/2009 8:33:00 AM
Every year I look forward to November, sorry I should say Movember. Movember is a moustache growing charity event held during November each year to raise funds and awareness for men's health. I participated last year and am currently trying to grow some whiskers again this year, along with Alex Hindmarch.
My problem is I’m 33 going on 12, I swear I’ve seen thicker moustaches in the school yard then on my upper lip. So I’m looking for some help, I’m thinking maybe I should hire a moustache coach. If you or anyone you know have any tips please let me know. I know there isn’t much I can do, nature takes care of most of the work. But I’m wondering if there is a certain food that stimulates moustache growth? Or can I call Walt Frazier and pick up a little ‘Just for Men’ the moustache edition?
I’m hoping by the end of November I’m looking like Burt Reynolds
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Ryan Parker
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Try getting used to the fact that you are NOT a hairy guy
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Posted By
Kelli
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11/4/2009 10:02:19 AM
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silica does work! you could try some birth control pills, or HRT
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Posted By
Elaine
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11/4/2009 8:03:29 AM
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try "B" vitamins ans silica.....your hair will grow thicker everywhere,,,
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Posted By
laurel
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11/3/2009 10:48:09 PM
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maybe u should ask your doctor
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Posted By
Laura
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11/3/2009 7:07:51 PM
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Try blowing our your upper lip.
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Posted By
Jane
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11/3/2009 5:43:21 PM
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Go to Wal-Mart - they still have some Halloween costumes & I'm sure you can find a moustache there. Glue can be bought anywhere.
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Posted By
Kerri
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11/3/2009 4:43:10 PM
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You are going to need a little more hair on the top of your head to look like Burt! Good luck!
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Posted By
Lynn
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11/3/2009 3:35:10 PM
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Groucho Marx used greasepaint to create his trademark mustache. Can't see why it wouldn't work for you, too!
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Posted By
Anvil
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11/3/2009 2:59:06 PM
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We're going to rock this event. We're going to look like perverts but we're going to look like suave perverts.
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Posted By
Alex Hindmarch
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11/3/2009 2:00:08 PM
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Apparently garlic & onions stimulate hair growth, although it may not help with the ladies! Good luck.
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Posted By
Tara
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11/3/2009 1:52:54 PM
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Try Shitto washed down with a glass of Pee Cola!
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Posted By
Andrew
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11/3/2009 9:10:51 AM
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