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Facebook Picture</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>This guys gonna work at a bank for sure...</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2009 16:34:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_16_09_-_facebook_picture_(cbundas).mp3" length="653046" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 13 09 - Friday The 13th</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Bikers are still out on the road so keep an eye out for them...</description><pubDate>13 Nov 2009 15:20:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_13_09_-_watch_for_bikers.mp3" length="2058416" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 12 09 - Larry Vs Carrie</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Larry King was being "inappropriate" when talking to Carrie Prejean on "Larry King Live"...</description><pubDate>12 Nov 2009 15:23:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_12_09_-_larry_vs_carrie.mp3" length="3530142" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 11 09 - Remberence Day Tribute</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Thank You Veterans...</description><pubDate>11 Nov 2009 14:59:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_11_09_-_remberence_day_tribute.mp3" length="9166646" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 10 09 - Picking A Losing Team</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Wouldn't sports be better if your team was always winning...</description><pubDate>10 Nov 2009 14:47:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_10_09_-_pickin_a_losing_team.mp3" length="718776" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 09 09 - Argos</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>There has been no effort from this Toronto team all season...</description><pubDate>9 Nov 2009 14:47:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_09_09_-_argos.mp3" length="827700" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 06 09 - Calling The Cops For Lost Pot</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>When you get hammered... you do stupid things...</description><pubDate>6 Nov 2009 15:14:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_06_09_-_calling_the_cops_for_lost_pot.mp3" length="575422" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 05 09 - Smoking At The Gas Station</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>You just might go up in flames...</description><pubDate>5 Nov 2009 15:16:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_05_09_-_smoking_at_the_gas_station.mp3" length="1605818" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 04 09 - Stabbing Yourself</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Not a good idea to take the day off work...</description><pubDate>4 Nov 2009 15:38:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_04_09_-_stabbing_yourself_(cbundas).mp3" length="3160802" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 03 09 - Kevin Spacey</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>The law is the law and you can't smoke inside...</description><pubDate>3 Nov 2009 15:12:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_03_09_-_kevin_spacey.mp3" length="1686572" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 11 02 09 - MJ at A Soccer Game</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>If you're going to a soccer game in Scottland... DON'T dress up like MJ...</description><pubDate>2 Nov 2009 14:45:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_11_02_09_-_mj_at_a_soccer_game.mp3" length="1973906" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 30 09 - Flu Shot</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Prisoners first... Really?</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2009 14:22:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_30_09_-_flu_shot.mp3" length="1267778" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 29 09 - Polly Want A Nut Bar</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Not the smartest things to say to a cop...</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2009 14:05:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_29_09_-_polly_want_a_nut_bar.mp3" length="2581126" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 28 09 - Ryan Thinks He's Marlon Brando</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Ryan has lost it and thinks he's the "Godfather"...</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2009 14:27:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_28_09_-_marlon_brando.mp3" length="2072188" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 27 09 - Cell Phones While Driving</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Is this new cell phone law while driving really going to make people better drivers?</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2009 13:05:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_27_09_-_bad_drivers.mp3" length="3516996" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 26 09 - 4 Wifes</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Is there an upside of having 4 wifes?</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2009 13:59:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_26_09_-_wifes.mp3" length="1520056" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 23 09 - Leafs Have Guest Speaker</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Keith Richards talks to the Maple Leafs about their performance this season...</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2009 14:09:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_23_09_-_leafs_have_guest_speaker.mp3" length="1842446" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 22 09 - Incredible Melons</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Watermelons found filled with marijuana....</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2009 14:07:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_22_09_-_melons.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 21 09 - 2012</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Will the world end in 2012???</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2009 13:42:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_21_09_-_2012.mp3" length="4068502" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 20 09 - Toronto Maple Leafs</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Again...</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2009 14:07:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_20_09_-_toronto_maple_leafs.mp3" length="43322" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 19 09 - Toronto Maple Leafs 3rd Period Deal</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>When the game is a turd... wait till the 3rd!!!!</description><pubDate>19 Oct 2009 13:51:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_19_09_-_leafs_3rd_period_deal.mp3" length="2640596" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 15 09 - Hair Salon Booze Can</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Fun things to do while you get your hair cut...</description><pubDate>15 Oct 2009 14:17:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_15_09_-_hair_salon_booze_can.mp3" length="1708482" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 14 09 - Mooning A Train</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>If you're going to moon a train make sure you get off the tracks before it hits you....</description><pubDate>14 Oct 2009 14:03:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_14_09_-_mooning_a_train.mp3" length="1521308" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 13 09 - Flamming Arrows</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Sometimes you have to send flamming arrows at the coach when the team doesn't step up...</description><pubDate>13 Oct 2009 14:07:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_13_09_-_flamming_arrows.mp3" length="3297270" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 09 09 - Speedo Man</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>This just violates everything under the "Manpree" laws...</description><pubDate>9 Oct 2009 14:10:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_09_09_-_speedo_man.mp3" length="863382" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 08 09 - Trany Cage Fighters</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Not the best target to pick a fight with....</description><pubDate>8 Oct 2009 14:20:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_08_09_-_trany_cage_fighters.mp3" length="1993938" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Tool 10 07 09 - More Money Than Brains</title><link>http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/DerringerInTheMorning/Home.aspx</link><description>Parking a Ferrari with a $100000 watch left on the seat at 2am in Jersey city is not the smartest thing to do...</description><pubDate>7 Oct 2009 14:12:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://emedia.q107.com/Podcasts/1214/tool_10_07_09_-_more_money_than_brains.mp3" length="1228340" type="audio/mpeg" /></item></channel></rss>